Ready for round 2?
Alison Cameron (Brown hair still)
Bad Guy/Main Problem to Overcome:
Officer Joe Luria (Bad Cop)
Luria is brought to the hospital when he starts laughing inappropriately and bleeding from the head, two extremely serious symptoms, especially when combined. House is intrigued by the laughing, and the team investigates in that way they do (which involves Foreman breaking into the cop’s house). The cop is living in filth and has a massive weed-warehouse out behind his apartment. As they try to figure out what is causing Luria’s original symptoms, he develops the new and unusual symptom of going blind without realizing it. He gets sicker and sicker, eventually developing intense pain coming from nowhere, and Foreman develops the same symptoms. The cop dies in excruciating pain which makes Foreman a wee bit nervous. In his desperation he stabs Cameron with what he hopes is an infected needle to try to give everyone more incentive to hurry up and figure out what’s wrong, which is totally selfish and seems a little redundant… it’s not like they were shooting pool instead of working on a diagnosis, but whatever. So, extra-long story short, Foreman almost dies but doesn’t because they figure out what’s wrong just in the nick of time, but not before they take out piece of his brain to test. Which somehow mixes up his brain’s ability to control the left and right sides of his body, but don’t worry… everything gets magically fixed before the next episode.
Important Things that Happen (Well, aside from two main characters almost dying):
-LL Cool J, the Office Space guy, and Michelle Trachtenberg make guest appearances
-Chase kisses a 9 year old
-LOTS of House and Stacy drama: House does lots of desperate things, including harassing Stacy’s new husband, breaking into filing cabinets to find out sensitive information about Stacy, and just plain old kissing her
-Chase’s daddy issues cause him to accidentally kill the mother of adorable 5 year old twin girls (told you only the most shocking patients die)
-Team House treats a patient who is not only NOT a girl as she had been raised, but also had “intimate relations” with father along the way WTF.
-House and Wilson live together. Hilarity ensues.
-More babies die
-Cuddy tries to get pregnant and House uses this information to harass her
-House gets shot